Get a Room!

That's what I'd like to say to this frisky twosome from Taylored Expressions' Animals in Love - Whales stamp set:

They can't keep their fins off of each other! I mean, they're spouting¹ hearts from their blowholes, for Pete's sake. Here's a close up of the money shot²...

It would be positively pornographic if it weren't so cute.  I've mentioned before that I have strong feelings about certain species and will avoid stamping particular animals if I can³.  Whales around the world will be relieved to know they make the cut.  I like whales. Whales are preppy⁴.  And my hometown of Claremore, America, is just a couple of miles down historic Route 66 from one of the largest whales in captivity:

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So whales are good, provided they behave themselves.

Card Details

• Supplies available from Taylored Expressions: Animals in Love - Whales stamp, sentiment from Stuck on You stamp set, Banner Stacklets 1 dies, Small Scalloped Border die, Choice Snow White Cardstock, Copic Markers, Memento Tuxedo Black Ink
• Other supplies: Alphabet Junction 6x6 pad (Carta Bella), Wild Wasabi ink (SU), Chevron Trendy Tape (i {heart} papers), Oval Nestabilities, Jody's foam boosters
• The sketch was one of Taylor's sketch challenges, TESC152.  You can download the Taylored Expressions Sketch Book by clicking on the button located on the sidebar of Taylor's blog.

Footnotes

1.  JUST THINK of all the synonyms I could have used instead of 'spouting.'  That's called RESTRAINT, people.

2.  Further evidence of my restraint: I avoided the obvious 'sperm whale' wordplay.

3.  Yes, elephants, I am talking about you.

4.  See Vineyard Vines.  Also, see this awesome Fair Isle Sweater from back in the day...

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I would so totally wear that sweater right now...

  (<-- pretend that's a whale instead of a dolphin)

Comments

[Wanda G (stampcat)]

I love you Care-ole!!

[Debbie Carriere]

Ha! ha!! You crack me up! Love this card and love the little dots you added around the whales - soo cute!

[Glenda J]

LOL! The title totally cracks me up. This card is super fun - great colours.

[Taylor]

LOL! Grinning from ear to ear! I've learned a lot about you today! Very interesting that you don't like elephants. :)

[Kerri M.]

Oh my goodness, you crack me up!!! Love it!

[Barbara M]

I just saw this post...this is sooo funny! I love all the whale love!